As promised to some, here's my decrypting of the christmas OOTS strips.
I think we can assume that Haley says ""NALE?!".
mifyoal bpwenckivgu dstrh
P opvvlu Mfgl?
I kissed Nale?
Keeeeeee! Opno ypv fvv, Euugd Lcclnwpql Lgfm!
Wooooooo! Kick his ass, Oddly Effective Elan!
Des'ql rew we il obuupmr al.
You've got to be kidding me.
Lgfm des'xl mew isdpmr wypv, fxl des???
Elan you're not buying this, are you???
Ufam vwxfpryw yl'v gdpmr!
Damn straight he's lying!
Yl iesryw al wypv uxlvv! Neal em, kesgu FMD keafm NYEEVL we klfx wypv wypmr?
He bought me this dress! Come on, would ANY woman CHOOSE to wear this thing?
Me! P'a mew! P'a vwsjpu! P'a ve vwsjpu!
No! I'm not! I'm stupid I'm so stupid!
Ec nesxvl mew! Wypv pv fivsxu! P'a Nyfewpn Reeu! Pvy!
Of course not! This is absurd! I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!
Kyd fxl des gpvwlmpnr we ypa?? Yl'v wyl QPGGFPM! //I assume the 'n' should be 'm'
Why are you listening to him?? He's the VILLAIN!
Me, P yfqlm'w!
No, I haven't !
Des yfql we ilgplql al! Yl'v gdpmr!
You have to believe me! He's lying!
Kyfw?? Me! ME!!
What?? No! NO!!
P nfm'w... ...wypmo...
I can't... ...think...
P nfm'w gevl ypa... P-P wyesryw... P wyesryw...
I can't lose him... I-I thought... I thought...