The shower in this flat sucks. No, actually at times. It has a tendancy to just stop expelling water, and make a sucking noise - then come on full blast but cold. It then wibbles around in temperature and intensity, until it reaches it's usual trickle, before eventually starting the whole cycle again. The length of the cycle is highly variable.
I am pretty convinced this is a form of torture. I wonder if I can get my landlord done under the Geneva convention...?