Ian Hatch (wererogue) wrote,
Ian Hatch

Forgive me, O great one...

Apparently, in addition to being very nice this year, I've also been particularly righteous...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In August, I stopped [info]chessriiah from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1045 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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