This is already clearly the most successful moustache I've ever grown. Look at it! It's at least a high-school moustache, maybe even a fresher 'tache. I think the webcam photo actually works in its favour this time - it looks generally darker, although the lighter parts make it less patchy up close.
So, on to our second order of business!
I have here with me a rather neat poster of Ezio Auditori Da Firenzi, from the brand new "Born and Raised with Talent" ad campaign ( http://montreal.ubi.com/en ), designed to raise awareness of UbiMtl within the city. And I'm going to post it to whoever makes the biggest donation to my movember campaign ( http://ca.movember.com/mospace/2361586/ ). Multiple donations by the same person will be tallied, so that you don't ever have to "outbid" yourself, just boost your donation.
You currently have $20 to beat, as that's the only donation I've received so far, due to my lax update schedule.
But wait! There's more! I totally reserve the right to mess with the conditions of this competition - to widen the visibility of this post, for example, or to add extras to the prize if the "bidding" goes up. Also to not get sued for any mistakes I make! The only guarantee is that the prize will go to whoever donates the most, and that the prize will include this spiffing poster.
So get to donating, and start making me think of ways to make this more interesting!