He. Hehe. Hehe haha hahaha haha!

You're all so fucked.

I forgot about this. And now some of you are going to read it.

Disclaimer: none of this was written by me, because I was a shy and lazy little shite at the time. I apologise for none of it - not even the bits I had a hand in setting up. Those who read it do so of their own free will.