It's been a long while now, and your retirement's coming up. I can honestly and compassionately say that I hope we never see you in a political forum - or indeed outside of Fox News Channel - again.
Was finding that Iraq never had weapons of mass-destruction as big a disappointment to you as your reelection on the 2nd of November 2004 was to me?
Your legacy to me will always be that while Americans find lies about infidelity unacceptable, lies about torture and mass-murder are a-ok. Heck, even gross negligence floats.
Because we all know sex is worse than violence, right?