On the Beast Wars
While elanya's argument is compelling:
as freakwoman's reason is clearly the best, in the spirit of the contest I must accept it:
So, in the final stages of competition winner selection, I now need the combatants to agree on terms for this knockout bout! Due to geographical issues, I suggest some form of comment/im war, where contestants compete until one is no longer able to tolerate reading about the other's boobs.