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March 21st, 2008
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(cue Iron Man riff)

Ref: TF Giveaway
Beast Wars Bonecrusher

So, after the overwhelming interest in Energon Ironhide (seriously, if nobody takes him, he's going to the hospital or something. It's not like it's one Transformer per person, folks!) we decided to go with what may well be our favourite toy of the batch next.

He's a buffalo.

You can't tell me he's anything else. He's totally a buffalo.


Just kidding, Buffletron (Bonecrusher, damnit! I can't stop calling him Buffletron!) is a friendly Maximal! Well, to within a certain tolerance of "friendly" - apparently he's a bit of a berserker, and has the whole Juggernaut/unstoppable thing going on, with his incredibly hard head.

Seriously though, that's just creepy. I guess he doesn't really do that in the comics.
For those of you who've seen Beast Wars, you don't recognise him because he was comics only - first appearing to Rattrap in a dream, in the "Ain't No Rat" story in a Dreamwave special.

Time for a transformation sequence!

That's him! I guess somebody had been watching Alien.

Either that or they just needed to be able to store the missile.


So, who wants BuffBonecusher?

Current Music: Joan Jett & Paul Westerberg - Let's Do It

(8 comments | Leave a comment)

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Date:March 21st, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
If you give him to me, I'll let you sleep with my sister! :D
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Date:March 21st, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Hmm. A compelling argument, but I'm not taking payment for these... so if I let you win, I'll be forced not to take the payment, and I think that would be bad for my imminent marriage...

What to do?
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Date:March 21st, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
I think you ought to consider that there is another way of framing the above that is not so friendly. It starts something like "If you *don't* let me have Buffletron...."

I'll let you fill in the rest >:D
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Date:March 21st, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
your links are a bit spanked, amigo!
[User Picture]
Date:March 21st, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
Note to self - never post a long piece without checking you've actually filled in all the links...
[User Picture]
Date:March 21st, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
Actually, I could tell you he's not a buffalo. He is in fact (biologically speaking) a bison. 'Buffalo' refers to old world species only - such as the Asian water buffalo etc.

But most people erroneously refer to bison as buffalo so your mistake is quite forgivable. ;)
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Date:March 21st, 2008 05:43 pm (UTC)
It's true. But I think there's plenty enough common use. Besides, "Bisontron the Bisonator" doesn't sound half as good as "Buffletron the Bisonator" :P
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Date:March 22nd, 2008 04:50 am (UTC)
I will fight Heather to knock out for this toy, using only our boobs as weapons. I suspect this is no mere toy, but some dark elder god come amongst us. Give him to me. Give him to me so that I may harness his powers!
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